As hard as we try to be professional, there are just some things that happen at a family business (specifically ours), that customers will not be able to experience anywhere else.
The following is a ongoing list of events (a.k.a. disasters) our guests and customers may or may not have had the pleasure to notice:
Where did that dog come from?!
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BELLA: Bella is our wonder dog. She can jump fences like no other dog we have ever seen...and that is quite a few. Her escaping abilities caused her to be placed for adoption, and we are now her happy forever home.
We do our best to keep her away from guests, but she really loves the spotlight and thinks everyone is here to see her. She is a super sweetie and would not hurt a fly. You may see her jump the six foot playground fence and two four foot fences to greet you. She has never met a dog or person she didn't like, but the feeling is not always mutual.If she gets fussed at by a nervous guest, that is her fault and not yours. We will do our best to catch her if she trys to greet you. Watching us try to catch her is entertainment in itself. So if you see a small blonde dog bouncing over fences, do not panic. It is not an escaping guest.
It is just Bella, the wonder dog. 
Bella is truly one in a million to jump a six foot fence. To date she has been unable to escape from our rooms or their courtyards. This make us VERY confident about the security of our facilities. The 6.5' fence on the playground she is capable of jumping should not be a jumping issue for guests. Guests are supervised while on the playground and any fence jumping or climbing would be prevented. Please let us know if you have a "wonder dog" of your own so we will be on high alert. We do have panels we can place over the top of the outdoor courtyards if needed.
Other Unique Features and Events
- Scotch tape in odd places. Our four year old has decided scotch tape has fascinating qualities. You may find pieces of it in odd places though I do my best to pick it up.
- Custom art work. Once again, our four year old strikes. He is aware dry erase markers work well on the doors, but Mom and Dad forgot to specify which ones.
- You may see us building a new EIGHT foot fence with angled fence toppers for Bella really really soon.
- You may find yourself parked next to high end automobiles with brand names like Tonka and Hot Wheels.
- You may find dump truck construction in odd areas along with strange blobs of scotch tape.
- The bird bath also doubles as a toy car wash.
- You may hear cries sounding something like,"Mom get off the phone!" While we make your reservation. Don't take this personally...Its not you.
- You may hear giggling during the tour and see silly boys running to hide behind trees from you.
- Plastic lego people may be looking at you from the bushes.
- You may notice the paperwork in your file has been drawn on in crayon.
- You may notice me turn pale and give you a strange look. After you drive off, I will quickly put britches back on the toddler that ran behind your back.
- You may hear,"Mom, I need to go poop!" While I am taking your reservation or answering a question.
- Hickory nut, mulch and dirt soup are usually being cooked on the back porch.
- I may have small dirty hand prints on the back of my shirt.
- Paper towels may be unrolled down the main aisle, through the backdoor and around the side.
- I may be talking very quickly, smiling nervously and seemed distracted. It is because I just finished hiding my son's water gun and now I see him with it pointed at me behind the fence.
- Guests may be treated to hot wheel racing down the main aisle, complete with tire spinning sound effects.
- Early morning check-ins may include a toddler in pajamas clinging to a parent.
- Sometimes the office has been decorated in paper towel confetti and empty popsicle wrappers.
These are just a few of the fun things we have to offer.
Your pet will be exposed to a silly, loving, hard working family while you are away.
This may are may not be the environment for everyone.Consider yourself warned!
The following is a ongoing list of events (a.k.a. disasters) our guests and customers may or may not have had the pleasure to notice:
BELLA: Bella is our wonder dog. She can jump fences like no other dog we have ever seen...and that is quite a few. Her escaping abilities caused her to be placed for adoption, and we are now her happy forever home.
We do our best to keep her away from guests, but she really loves the spotlight and thinks everyone is here to see her. She is a super sweetie and would not hurt a fly. You may see her jump the six foot playground fence and two four foot fences to greet you. She has never met a dog or person she didn't like, but the feeling is not always mutual.If she gets fussed at by a nervous guest, that is her fault and not yours. We will do our best to catch her if she trys to greet you. Watching us try to catch her is entertainment in itself. So if you see a small blonde dog bouncing over fences, do not panic. It is not an escaping guest.
It is just Bella, the wonder dog.
Bella is truly one in a million to jump a six foot fence. To date she has been unable to escape from our rooms or their courtyards. This make us VERY confident about the security of our facilities. The 6.5' fence on the playground she is capable of jumping should not be a jumping issue for guests. Guests are supervised while on the playground and any fence jumping or climbing would be prevented. Please let us know if you have a "wonder dog" of your own so we will be on high alert. We do have panels we can place over the top of the outdoor courtyards if needed.
Your pet will be exposed to a silly, loving, hard working family while you are away.
This may are may not be the environment for everyone.Consider yourself warned!